10 Funniest Emo Jokes Ever
April 12, 2008
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They’d rather sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How can you tell it’s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
A: Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for LiveJournal URL.
Q: What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
A: Emo grass cuts itself.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: “Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”
Q: What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn’t cry.
Q: How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Q: Why didn’t the emo kid cross the road?
A: Because she never left the house!
Q: What’s the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
Q: What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A: A speed bump.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a cheesecake?
A: None, there are no emo kids in cheesecake.
ok that is just MEAN we emoz are like so not that way _1_
WHAT NO EYELINER JOKES IF YOUR GOING TO VENTURE FOREWARD TO MANIPULATE A CLASSIFOCATION OF A WAY OF SEEING LIFE YOU SHUD GO ALL THE WAY GIVE ME A REASON TO MAKE ME WANNA CUT MY SELF PS
YOUR ONW OF THOSE BASHERS ARNT YOU
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These emo jokes suck!!!!!!! I dont get any of it… who ever wrote this i have to say you suck and try harder on your JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus these are mean i dont think there funny at all so make up something new you ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg oy we love these jokes in aus we don’t really like emos they needa grow the hell up b normal listen to ya mates you idiots and just chillax