3 Best Emo Jokes

Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black?
A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
A: Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to microwave the burrito.

Q: How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?
A: Give him a tissue.