Emo Jokes
June 2, 2008
More emo jokes for you.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
how many emo kids does it take to drive a car? two, one with bangs over his right eye… and another with his bangs over his left eye.
Why did the emo kid cross the road?TO GET A BOX OF TISSUES!
Few more jokes.
How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree? One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash? The car seated 5!
How do you exterminate all the emo’s? You don’t, Just wait till they cut wrong
If you like jokes, feel free to share that with your friends.
the thing about emo’s dying and exterminating them………. DUDE I AM EMO!!!! DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM!! IT SHOW THAT YOUR SOUL IS AS SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART!
………. DUDE I AM EMO!!!! DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM!! IT SHOW THAT YOUR SOUL IS AS SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART!
………. DUDE I AM EMO!!!! DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM!! IT SHOW THAT YOUR SOUL IS AS SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE FUN OF US! WE COOK YOUR FOOD, CLEAN YOUR HOUSES, WE SERVE YOUR MILITARY, WE PROTECT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! DON’T MESS WITH US!!
why do people dis emo..?cause the are insecure about themselves and they have to make other people feel bad.!
f**k whoever made this website! i have a joke for ya:
what do you call some one that makes a cr@p site full of s**t jokes?
a f**kin morron! :L:L:L:L lol
im a emo and im bi so what ya gonna do next make a gay joke site?!
Hoe man i am Emo and I personaly think that these Joke’s are funny. And Emo dosent mean that you have Emotioal problems or whatever it is a style and who ever has something to say about that Kiss My Emo Ace. Yeah thats right bend over and shove it up your a-Hole. -Hannah
I Love you.-Jordan oh and Shove it up your a-hole.
What the fuck are u on a bout with ur “SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART”????? what the fuck does that even mean??? god u guys piss me off i really want u to all die in hell you with ur shitty 30 seconds from or to mars watever the fuck they are called!!!!!!! listen to good music like AC/DC, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith or something!!!!!!!!!!!! oh ya and u ruined the nightmare before christmass…..it used to be a film for children when i was a baby no its fucking emo!!!!! god i hate all of ye
What the fuck are u on a bout with ur “SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART”????? what the fuck does that even mean??? god u guys piss me off i really want u to all die in hell you with ur shitty 30 seconds from or to mars watever the fuck they are called!!!!!!! listen to good music like AC/DC, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith or something!!!!!!!!!!!! oh ya and u ruined the nightmare before christmass…..it used to be a film for children when i was a baby no its fucking emo!!!!! god i hate all of ye…….
HILARIOUS u emos make me laugh, btw i have an emo freinds her name is Rebecca! and i make fun of hr all the time but she is still really HOT but she is dumb like a door knob…….EMO GUYS you guys are faggish! the gayests fags i have ever known to exist…….sad thing you have created for yourself and i can see that because i am a poet. Roses are red violets are blue emos should die because they are sad people and they dont feel happy unless they are hurting themselves or making out wid other emo guys! have fun…….yall going to hell:P
xoxo
gossip girl
emo kids arent all bad some of them actually have tons of freinds the school i attened is full of nothing but emo dudes and chicks there not bad people there just like me and you…..some do have problems others just like the woredrobe so why should it matter to the other poeple what emo”s do to themselves as long as there not going around cutting u it shouldnt matter :(((((((((
i cut myself and it gives me the right to say theses things so F**K all u emo kid haters your nothing but D**k heads anyway
y the F**K should it matter to people wat we emo people do being emo
shouldnt get u made fun of as long as u like who u r thats all that should matter to u……and y do al u people care if we cut it isnt your F**KING buissness so dont worry bout it peace love ya<<<<<<<3
I love to make fun of you pathetic little creatures who call yourselves emo.. Haha.. Do you realize that you are the butts of SO many jokes?? Just go cut yourselves some more and quit crying.. Love, Lianna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6magNzcP4s
Fuck faces!
the best style, is anti emo style!
GOD LOVES YOU PEOPLE! AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CUT OR HATE YOURSELVES HE LOVES YOU AND DID ALL THAT CUTTING FOR YOU ON THE CROSS THROUGH JESUS HIS SON.
[quote]the thing about emo’s dying and exterminating them………. DUDE I AM EMO!!!! DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM!! IT SHOW THAT YOUR SOUL IS AS SHALLOW AS A PUDDLE AFTER A MORNING DRIZZLE THAT STILL HANGS OVER THE SKY LIKE THE CLOUDS IN MY HEART![/quote]
If you haven’t killed yourself after posting that, please do it now.
Um, yeah. God’s not effin real. And emo kids aren’t all bad. It’s the cutters that are gay, though.
I mean, some kids have it hard. It’s fine. Show your emotions. Just don’t take it out on yourself physically. Masochism is really faggish.
man stop talking about us emo kids i dont know who u r but thats just jacked up dude wat u u gonna do next make fun of the gay guys and lesbeans byesexrel man u need to wathc wat u sayin dude FU
Um yah im emo and even though your saying all this shet bout emos who would care? Only you. So all you people dissen emo i will use my cutting knife and cut out all the phucking vains in your wrist ok. Oh btw if anybody even would care: 17805071461. Um yah thats my cell….. Well cee yah