Emo Jokes
April 28, 2008
Emo jokes.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they cry alone in the dark.
Another emo joke:
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
This one is funny joke:
How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
Hi fellow emos
I am emo and i like to cut myself , and im inlove with an emo named josh, but everybody thinks he is gay. So what he made out with a few boys a couple of times? Our love is unbreakable
FIGHT THE POWER
EMO’S ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. THEM AND THE GAYS. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET AIDS ANYWAY. SO JUST SAVE US ALL THE TROUBLE AND GET IT OVER WITH.
emo’s are ***king gay and they all need to die cuz they r wasting normal people’s oxygen!
wooooow who is this macey fag . emos should die if i had an emo i would kick it
Devin tennnant is a gay name to have bruv :P it sounds chavy as f**k :P
emos shouldnt die because they are nice people,
they dont go around looking for trouble,
and most of them dont even think of self harming or whatever.
so F**K YOU you chavy cnut (spelt wrong deliberatly) :)
go smoke some weed and get aids from your whore on the street (your mum)
TWAT!
love you man :)
x
F*CK you guy emo people i swer if i see you shit tossers in the street im gona ride you the F**ck f OVER
!SEPULnation!
oh yes ps: god hates us all
Why can’t you people accept the fact people are emos like other people are chavs? Not all of them self-harm.
and btw - to this ‘macey pardy’ person —Don’ t flaunt the fact you self-harm, it’s good to raise awareness but that’s just attention seeking.
:)
okay, im offended that you think emos are all gay, or gays are all emo, because my best friend is gay.
anyway, here are some bomb emo jokes:
What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload!
What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
Trick question: being emo is a handycap.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001. 1 to screw it in, 1000 to cry & write songs about how it’s shattered burnt out pieces reflext their life styles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark & cry.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid’s tears.
How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to write a poem after it’s finally cooked.
What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
Cut the rope
What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A speed bump
How does an emo kid paint the ceiling black?
He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.
How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?
Give him a tissue.
What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything, he’ll cry either way.
What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”
Who is the sponsor of the “National Team of Emos”?
Gilette
Why most emos lazy?
Because fixing your problems would require acutal effort.
How do emos paint their cielings?
They dye their hair black and jump up and down on their bed.
How do you drive an emo insane?
Put them in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
okay, im done for now. :)
People who say shit about “emos” should die and burn in hell.
You guys are just cruel and don’t deserve to live.
Emo is just a shorter word for emotional, and i am sure YOU have gotten a little emotional at a time.
So shut fuck up before i shove my big ass cock in your mouth.
(smile, jesus loves you.<3)
shut THE fuck up*
(my correction)
SHUT THE F**K UP..
EMOS xis coOlx..(MUSIC)
sHit tO alL…( anti-emo…..u ‘ll all burn in hell…)
WELL ATLEAST WE KNOW WHO THE BASHERS ARE DAHM HOPE U DONT MEET ME N MY BUDDY KATANA
Emo haters suck ass and emos suck ass…people=sh*t. You gotta have a balance, no point in being over emo but there is no point in hating someone who is. Why the f**k does everyone have to comment on someone who is different?
If your a jock then you automatically register on the ‘i like touching other guys’ list..fact0_o
emo guys are the best in bed so all you jocks whothink you are hung you are way wrong cuz emo guys dont only resieve they deffenitly give