Emo Jokes
Emo jokes.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they cry alone in the dark.
Another emo joke:
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
This one is funny joke:
How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives.
May 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Hi fellow emos
I am emo and i like to cut myself , and im inlove with an emo named josh, but everybody thinks he is gay. So what he made out with a few boys a couple of times? Our love is unbreakable
FIGHT THE POWER
May 7th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
EMO’S ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. THEM AND THE GAYS. YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET AIDS ANYWAY. SO JUST SAVE US ALL THE TROUBLE AND GET IT OVER WITH.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:55 am
emo’s are ***king gay and they all need to die cuz they r wasting normal people’s oxygen!
May 8th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
wooooow who is this macey fag . emos should die if i had an emo i would kick it
May 14th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Devin tennnant is a gay name to have bruv :P it sounds chavy as f**k :P
emos shouldnt die because they are nice people,
they dont go around looking for trouble,
and most of them dont even think of self harming or whatever.
so F**K YOU you chavy cnut (spelt wrong deliberatly) :)
go smoke some weed and get aids from your whore on the street (your mum)
TWAT!
love you man :)
x
June 9th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
F*CK you guy emo people i swer if i see you shit tossers in the street im gona ride you the F**ck f OVER
!SEPULnation!
oh yes ps: god hates us all
June 28th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Why can’t you people accept the fact people are emos like other people are chavs? Not all of them self-harm.
and btw - to this ‘macey pardy’ person —Don’ t flaunt the fact you self-harm, it’s good to raise awareness but that’s just attention seeking.
:)
July 18th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
okay, im offended that you think emos are all gay, or gays are all emo, because my best friend is gay.
anyway, here are some bomb emo jokes:
What do you do if there’s an emo in your backyard with his hand blown off?
Stop laughing and reload!
What’s better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.
What would you rather be: emo or handycapped?
Trick question: being emo is a handycap.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001. 1 to screw it in, 1000 to cry & write songs about how it’s shattered burnt out pieces reflext their life styles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they’d rather sit in the dark & cry.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid’s tears.
How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
Four. One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace bulletin, One to take a picture of himself in the mirror with the burrito, and One to write a poem after it’s finally cooked.
What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
Cut the rope
What do you call an emo kid laying in the road?
A speed bump
How does an emo kid paint the ceiling black?
He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed.
How do you stop an emo kid from drowning?
Give him a tissue.
What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything, he’ll cry either way.
What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”
Who is the sponsor of the “National Team of Emos”?
Gilette
Why most emos lazy?
Because fixing your problems would require acutal effort.
How do emos paint their cielings?
They dye their hair black and jump up and down on their bed.
How do you drive an emo insane?
Put them in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
okay, im done for now. :)
August 18th, 2008 at 4:28 am
People who say shit about “emos” should die and burn in hell.
You guys are just cruel and don’t deserve to live.
Emo is just a shorter word for emotional, and i am sure YOU have gotten a little emotional at a time.
So shut fuck up before i shove my big ass cock in your mouth.
(smile, jesus loves you.<3)
August 18th, 2008 at 4:31 am
shut THE fuck up*
(my correction)
October 24th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
SHUT THE F**K UP..
EMOS xis coOlx..(MUSIC)
sHit tO alL…( anti-emo…..u ‘ll all burn in hell…)
November 7th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
WELL ATLEAST WE KNOW WHO THE BASHERS ARE DAHM HOPE U DONT MEET ME N MY BUDDY KATANA
November 20th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Emo haters suck ass and emos suck ass…people=sh*t. You gotta have a balance, no point in being over emo but there is no point in hating someone who is. Why the f**k does everyone have to comment on someone who is different?
If your a jock then you automatically register on the ‘i like touching other guys’ list..fact0_o
December 1st, 2008 at 3:55 pm
emo guys are the best in bed so all you jocks whothink you are hung you are way wrong cuz emo guys dont only resieve they deffenitly give
January 21st, 2009 at 12:24 pm
oik thses jokes r ok but y pick on the emo kids we keep to ourselvs. :*(
February 18th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Hey emos aint all bad or gay dey r very gud in bed me n ma fela r emo an he aint gay he is straight
March 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Every time you masturbate God kills an Emo kid.
March 14th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Everyone who commented on this site is a loser ( I’m willing to include myself in that )
I love an emo joke, who doesnt, I bet even emos crack a smile at some
fact is emos stop taking things seriously , one of the great things about being alternative is not really giving a fuck what other people think, let them be ignorant wankers - thats them
and haters , grow the fuck up, I see the most ignorant arsed shit on this forum about gays giving eachother aids and emos should die - ask yourself guys, how exactly individual and unique are you? or are you just another jeremy kyle poster child with a dirty poroxied blonde girl , bet you she wears a velour suit , with the ug boots to go with! such ignorance from small minded wankers who hate people that are different because there the same as everyone else.
Honestly man some of the shit sounds straight out the deep south of america, where people fuck there sisters, think black people are subclasses and scream things like ” burn in hell “.
peace out,
Mags
May 15th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Wow Mag, for someone who’s claiming to take pity on the poor emo-hating “ignorant wankers”, you come across as quite the insular dipshit yourself. You’re so anti stereotype to your own “people that are different because there the same as everyone else” (bit of an oxymoron by the way love) and yet you’re accusing the whole southern states of being kissin’ cousins and racial supremacists… Perhaps you should practice what you preach, or at least give some thought to what you’re typing, and then you won’t come across as such an ignoramus.
Nice attempts at sarcasm Mag, really you’re almost there :)
June 21st, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I am wicked:EMO, all the nay sayers should rather stick to positive opinions cause your acting sad:emo.
My favourite emo joke is: Tickle me Elmo is so last year, this year it’s Cry with me Emo. lol
PS> Emo - is the most misunderstood subject in the world. And yes I do know that the cutters give the rest of us a bad name but you need sour pus in a bunch otherwise the great will go unoticed and unseen.
Emonescity: is the value emo’s messure life with and our level of emonescity is eratic but some get stuck in emo sad rated at 10/10.
:P
Emo gurls rock!!!
June 26th, 2009 at 3:02 am
lol most of you fucks are dumbasses.
Emo is short for emotive hardcore by the way not emotional heh…
Some of you people should stop typing lyk ths bcuz taht jst shows how retrded yuh r .^^
If you’re actually calling yourself “emo” you sound like a stupid poser…..oh and emos are just normal people , they don’t have diseases or things like that.