Emos Jokes

Drive an emo insane: Put ‘em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.

f a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid’s tears.

What’s the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby? The baby doesn’t cry.

What do you call an emo kid outside the mall? Anything he’ll cry no matter what you do.

What do you call 1000 emos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to replace it, and two to write poems about how much they miss the old one.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

Tickle Me Emo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!