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	<description>Funniest Jokes About Emo</description>
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		<title>Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>More emo jokes for you.

How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope. 

How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb? One to fix it, and thousands to write a song about how the shattered peices reflect their broken lives. 
how many emo ...</description>
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		<title>Emos Jokes</title>
		<description>Drive an emo insane: Put 'em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner. 

f a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first? The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears. ...</description>
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		<title>Fun Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>More fun emo jokes for you :-)

Whats so tragic about 4 emo kids dying in a car crash?
- the car seated 5!

How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
- Depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
Cut the ...</description>
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		<title>Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>Emo jokes.

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they cry alone in the dark.

Another emo joke:

How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

This one is funny joke:

How many emo kids does it take to fix a lightbulb?
One to fix it, and thousands ...</description>
		<link>http://www.emo-jokes.com/emo-jokes/</link>
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		<title>Funny Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>Want more emo jokes?

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and cry.

How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to replace it, and ...</description>
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		<title>3 Best Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>Q: How does an emo kid paint his ceiling black? 
A: He dyes his hair and starts jumping up and down on the bed. 


Q: How many emo kids does it take to make a microwave burrito?
A: Four: One to write about it on LiveJournal, One to post a MySpace ...</description>
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		<title>10 Funniest Emo Jokes Ever</title>
		<description>Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark and cry. 

  
Q: How can you tell it's an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
A: Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks ...</description>
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		<title>6 Funny Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>Why do emo kids always take the flight that leaves at midnight?
They prefer to take the red-eye.


What’s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.


What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid?
“Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.”


What do emo kids use ...</description>
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		<title>5 Best Short Emo Jokes</title>
		<description>How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.


What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall?
Anything.
 

Why did the emo kid cross ...</description>
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