Funny Emo Jokes
April 26, 2008
Want more emo jokes?
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and cry.
How many emo kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to replace it, and two to write poems about how much they miss the old one
“My emo friend’s hair ate his face.”
“Tickle Me Elmo was so last year. Now it’s…Cry With Me Emo!”
“I’m sorry to hear about your girlfriend, but could you go cut yourself elsewhere?”
“The greatest combination ever: emo kids and cockfights. Inspired!”
i am an emo, i think that some jokes that i found are bad but really funny:
what do u call an emo sitting in the middle of the street?
a speed bump.
and
how do u get an emo out of a tree?
cut the rope.